“I am drunk in Wal-Mart and I'm trying to find apples and I think I just found them and I really don't know what else is going on and I feel really ridiculous and I can't believe I'm voice messaging cos I'm drunk right now and I'm pretty sure somebody's gonna cutch(?) catch me and I can't talk and had a whole bunch of alcohol this evening and it was delicious and I don't know what I'm doing and I shouldn't be driving and I'm missing my off off post which is bad and my life is basically ridiculous right now. So if anyone listens to this I hope they enjoy it because I am a drunk fuck card right now. That's right fuck card. Fuck card. I need to stop talking. I can't believe I'm doing this. I'm probably gonna go back and delete this later. But whatever enjoy it and I sound like a man right now and that's ok with you I'll probably just comment telling how to listen to this because I'm stupid and I'm probably gonna delete it tomorrow. So it's your one chance to enjoy drunk Rachel because I am frantic and can't find my keys and I don't know where my money is but I'm in Wal-Mart and I'm buying bananas and cereal and bread and an apple and I'm trying to find that magazine and I can't find it and the People one you know with the ___ on it and I'm retarded. So ignore this whatever. Bye.”